I bet you all heard about some crazy people buying land on moon. That's old stuff, but... my idea is to buy Sun

(not Sun microsystems ^^, but that star, center of our solar system). Then i charge everyone for daylight, warmth which sun produce, beach owners will gimme extra payments, owners of solar pannels too, every item that has some anti-sun propaganda on it (like sunbathing cream which lowers effect of sun on people) will be sentence to bring to courtyard, i will get copyright on it so everyone using that word or geting advantage from sun will pay. But animals will get it for free, as well as plants, because i am man of great will

Impossible you say? Nah, i will just hire good american lawyer and i will demand this right to buy Sun at american courtyards...
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Let there be a light.
... oh, not that bright!